Dear Mr L,
Now I know that you think your time off is time to relax, and yes I know that you do building work everyday of your working life. I also know that you have Hypermobility and ache and are tired. But please do understand that we own this god damn house, we brought it knowing that things needed to be done to it. So having two weeks off and doing nothing is just not good enough.
We have space in the shed for the rubbish, we have the plasterboard and we do not need two dishwashers or that vacuum cleaner. I have been telling you for months. I don’t care if the dishwasher isn’t set up just as long as the one we are keeping is put in the right place. The downstairs shower room can be ripped out and the ceiling sorted that costs nothing and can be done come rain or shine.
You have run out of excuses I have your mate coming round Sunday you will be doing it. I have had enough sorry but it needs to be done.
From the person you may not love to much when you find out I have sorted this for Sunday xxx
Why have you taken to stop asking to go out to the toilet and just feeling you can pee and poo in my hallway.
You can not you are a dog, dogs go to the loo outside. I do not care if it is raining, snowing or windy you go outside to pee and poo. Understand!
Your very frustrated owner! x
Mummy is very impressed with how you ran into pre-school today, considering last term you cried every week. I am also equally impressed with how happily you came out of pre-school. You big boy. I am so proud and happy for you.
Lots and lots of love
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